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earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

I’m horny as fuck rn. Wtf.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

amplifytheworld:

imdifferentbuthappy:

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 
- my story - 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww 😍😪

I used to get texts like this 😍😖 so cute

crying because you just received what alot of us have been waiting for

I’ve reblogged before but I’ll reblog it again because your story broke my heart just stay strong 
nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
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