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" Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning. "

-

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

" You can love someone so much. But you can never love people as much as you can miss them. "

- Colin Singleton (via intractably)
kitty-in-training:

danananakroydstolemyname:

insuh:

first shibari attempt (from the archives ‘12)

this is pretty much the way I tie you up kitty

I found our way 

" I hope one day
someone asks you
about him
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dager on your chest.
"

- Alexa Evangelista (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens)

" Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you "

- (10 word story)

(Source: sleep-twerking)

" I’m afraid we’ll always be
a book with the end pages ripped out.
"

- Madisen Kuhn, Does Time Truly Heal All Wounds? (via hellanne)

megadestielfan:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

it's a terrible life supernatural gif

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters)

cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

image

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

image

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda)

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